By Andrew Andrews
How many times has this happened to you?
You’re sitting in a restaurant or
Maybe it’s one of those “only in New York” things, where the tables are so close together that you’re effectively required to hone in on your neighbors’ discussion about high rents or being slighted at work or the rampant inconsideration that’s pretty much
You know it happens. You know you do it. You know you’re always listening to someone nearby talking to someone else about something that
And that, folks,
Sure, you can think of it as dinner theatre, but suspend the fact that you’ve paid for a performance and instead imagine there’s a series of dramatic human (and not
Not only is it okay to listen in… it’s expected of you.
“We have to stop looking at our phones all the time,” we’re advised.
First there’s Sweet Tooth by Jenny Lyn Bader, delivered during the salad course, in which a patron of color and his friend post to social media that he’s the victim of discrimination, as two former lovers struggle between their recollections of each other’s quirks and their desire to get back together.
“People lose their judgement in the presence of sugar,”
In Jonathan Matthews’ Crayon Gesture Pas de Deux, members of the company (Marisa LaRuffa, Caiti Lattimer, Jonathan Matthews,
Then comes the risotto.
Things start to pick up speed after the main course. In Bader’s Cups Today, a dainty tea cup scolds a utilitarian coffee mug for degrading society with its simplicity… until she realizes, “I see there are more of you than before… and fewer of me.”
Waitt’s As Old As Salt postulates that living in a “constant state of anxiety” is a human characteristic that was programmed into our collective and individual psyches thousands of years ago, so it’s no wonder that modern society is obsessed with reading the news.
Bear and Matthews’ Manifesto attacks the contemporary form of capitalism that purports to be feminism with a pitch to join the “hundreds of thousands of other empowered women who are eating alone.”
In Mee’s So It’s Not Offensive, a woman seeks approval from her friend to allow her young daughter to dress up as an Indian (from India) for Halloween, and Waitress’ Daydream demonstrates Marissa LaRuffa’s singing talents before she and her fellow server debate what it takes to survive the Zombie Apocalypse in Waitt’s next contribution to the conversations.
Right about then, the sorbet appears. Hooray for sorbet!
Then there’s the talking cockroach in Bader’s
We’ll stop now with the play-by-play to avoid giving away the entire
And you know you want to know all of those juicy details!
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Andrew Andrews attended Café Play at Cornelia Street Cafe in Manhattan on Sunday, September 23, 2018 @ 5:30pm to write this review.
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